Thursday, August 2, 2012

on giving birth...

both of my deliveries were a bit traumatic...
like, i don't want to do it again.
so that is why every time i have to turn something out i get a little nervous...
flashbacks.

how in the world will this come out of that little hole...
but it does
and sometimes the thread rips and i want to pass out.

xx
nicke
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28 comments:

  1. arajaneAugust 2, 2012 at 7:35 PM

    oh my goodness, if i didn't feel so bad that your deliveries were that terrible, i would be rolling on the floor laughing right now. (okay, i'm probably laughing a little.)

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  2. DebbieAugust 2, 2012 at 8:29 PM

    haha...oh you WERE traumatized weren't you? Poor babe! I do understand though....

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  3. BonnieAugust 2, 2012 at 9:24 PM

    You're so silly :) Show us more! Show us more! I want to see the rest of this cute bag.

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  4. Katie BAugust 2, 2012 at 9:59 PM

    Yowsa! I apologize for laughing. I had a c-section, so no such comparisons...

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  5. CarlaAugust 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

    Oh my goodness! Too funny. You'd think I would learn after a couple, but no.......we had six!!

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  6. Marta S.August 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    You crack me up!!!

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  7. JessicaAugust 2, 2012 at 10:39 PM

    Best post. Hilar.

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  8. ShannaAugust 2, 2012 at 10:52 PM

    Omg!! I relate to this on so many levels!!

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  9. Gorski FamilyAugust 2, 2012 at 11:08 PM

    I think about that every day lately! Maybe it's because I am about to push someone out of me... And it freaks me out. I have already done it once but it never gets easier!

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  10. Dianne NealeAugust 3, 2012 at 12:07 AM

    Hilarious! Now I know I was right not to have kids!

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  11. {Leila}Where the Orchids GrowAugust 3, 2012 at 1:48 AM

    I knew I wasn't the only one! ;)

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  12. Mrs Flying Blind...August 3, 2012 at 2:57 AM

    You try doing twins the natural way!!!!

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  13. cauchy09August 3, 2012 at 4:20 AM

    omg. this is both sad and hilarious!

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  14. Becky (My Fabric Obsession)August 3, 2012 at 5:09 AM

    Lmao! So sorry you have to relive that through your sewing!

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  15. JaceyAugust 3, 2012 at 7:25 AM

    The babymaker is NEVER going to work if you post things like this. Just sayin'. Hilarious.

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  16. Rhonda the RamblerAugust 3, 2012 at 7:47 AM

    Whatcha makin'?

    Hows mom?

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  17. SvetlanaAugust 3, 2012 at 7:52 AM

    you're just too funny!

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  18. AmandaAugust 3, 2012 at 8:57 AM

    omg - i needed a good laugh this morning...good luck, friend!

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  19. BeckyAugust 3, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    That's some funny shit.

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  20. www.randomthoughtsdoordi.comAugust 3, 2012 at 10:26 AM

    that just made me giggle, but also remember...ouch! and it's been nearly 30 years since my last delivery.

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  21. KellyAugust 3, 2012 at 10:37 AM

    I actually snorted reading that - I am so not lady like. I had a sun roof delivery so I thankfully don't get flashbacks ;-)

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  22. Katy CameronAugust 3, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    ROFLMAO, bless! They gave my mum sleeping pills when she came in in labour with me and told her rather patronisingly that it'd be hours yet. And that's how my mother blissfully slept through my birth, being woken to push only to fall straight back to sleep again. She always said she'd never have another one in case she remembered next time round!

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  23. ChelseaAugust 4, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    oh my god, your poor orange, DS uterus!

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  24. luckycharmAugust 5, 2012 at 7:55 PM

    lshmsfoafotf! that's funny... been there..... did that.... 4 times...... silly me didnt learn the first time...... never again.......

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  25. **nicke...August 6, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    luckycharm... i totally get it!

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  26. DarcyAugust 6, 2012 at 5:46 PM

    So wrong, so funny. How is your mom doing?

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  27. NatalieAugust 9, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    This totally makes me laugh!! I have often felt, as I am pulling a bag through the hole in it's lining, that I am "birthing" it! I always thought I was strange for thinking of it, but now I know I'm in good company :)

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  28. amylouwhosewsFebruary 20, 2013 at 7:47 PM

    hahahah!! I'm just going through your blog here and came across this post! I've always called this the birthing of the bag!! great minds think alike!

    did the lasagne recipe come?

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